In these post-modern times, a mere click of the fingers means you can emblazon your own face on a t-shirt, a mug, or a cake – but screw all that. Surely the ultimate accolade any self-worshipper could assign themselves is giver of light?
Slip a couple of snaps of yourself to the plastic wallets of the Clippy Kit Lamp Shade and become something instantly iconic and godly. If you're not an obnoxious queen however, you could pay tribute to your partner, your dog, even your favourite diva. In Alan Carr's case, Karen Matthews.